Post by teenthrob on Apr 3, 2010 17:19:37 GMT -5
{-- A reporter is outside the head offices of KCW. The camera rolls and she begins her report. --}
REPORTER- We are here at KCW headquarters where word has it boy band front man Teen Throb will be arriving shortly to ink a deal that will bring him here to KCW for the federation's final show, the Headbangers Ball.
Many of you may remember 10 years ago when the then 19 year old Justin Shaw, who at the time was lead singer of the boy band Watch Out, made the startling announcement that he would be making his wrestling debut in the now defunct EAW. He took the ring name of Teen Throb. Following that he moved to the SWA, where over the course of 5 years he fought some of the toughest and most brutal battles wrestling fans have ever seen. It was around the time that SWA closed that the boy band crazed officially died out. Teen Throb was off the map for the last 5 years, but it was at the special SWA tribute night on EWC's Friday Night Rampage that Teen Throb made his shocking return. He took on former SWA alumni Captain Insanity, and after a brutal match that took them out of the ring, through the crowd, to the parking lot and into the trunk of Joe Aiello's car, the pretty boy underdog Teen Throb pulled off the biggest win of his career.
Now here we stand, at KCW headquarters where Teen Throb's one time only comeback has now extended to a TWO TIME only comeback. What can KCW fans expect from Teen Throb aka Justin Shaw? Sceptics have been calling him a soft little pussy for years. But Teen Throb continues to defy the odds and spit in the face of those sceptics, leaving a trail of destruction and hospitalized opponents behind him. KCW fans better be ready. One of the meanest men in this sport is about to make his mark at the Headbangers Ball.
{--We cut to the back of Teen Throb's limo. Teen Throb himself is loung9ing back in his seat....... sobbing like a sad little girl! He wipes tears from his cheek and the camera reverses to show the final scene of ET: The Extra Terrestrial on the built in limo DVD player. --}
E.T.- Beeeee goooood.
{-- E.T. gives a hug to Gertie, played by the brilliant young Drew Barrymore. Teen Throb cries even harder. --}
TT- She's such a good actress.
{--All of Teen Throb's fellow boy band members are in the seat next to him. JJ, Jerry, Jack, Jaswinder. All of them look embarrassed for Teen Throb. The final scene continues with E.T. saying goodbye to Elliot. --}
E.T.- I'll.... beeee...... right..... heeeeere.
{{-- Teen Throb buries his face in the palms of his hands and cries uncontrollably. The spaceship takes off and the movie ends. Teen Throb finally gets control. He sniffles and wipes away his tears. --}
TT- So whose up for watching it again?
Jaswinder- We'd better not. KCW offices are just around the corner.
TT- Oh right. Don't want them to see me weak. Time to put on my hardcore face.
{-- Teen Throb pulls out a small mirror and practices some fierce faces in front of it. He tweezes a few of his eyebrow hairs and turns to the boys. --}
TT- What'dya think?
JJ- Looking good Justin.
{-- The limo pulls in and a valet opens the door. Teen Throb steps out and the reporter has a mike right in his face. --}
Reporter- Teen Throb! Teen Throb! Do you know who you're going to be facing? Have you spoken to Michael Saint since the last time he beat you in SWA? Are you wearing boxers or briefs?
TT- Easy there. The answer to all 3 is NO. Is that great or what? All these years and my wit is still as sharp as my rock solid abs. We'll answer all questions inside after the ink is dry.
{-- Minutes later Teen Throb sits at a conference table with a contract in front of him. A couple of lawyers are on the other side of the table and an army of reporters hover behind Teen Throb. Jerry, JJ, Jack, and Jaswinder all stand at Teen Throb's side. Teen Throb reads the final line on the contract and shouts the word --}
TT- Sweet!
{-- He scratches his signature on the line and hands it across to the lawyers. Teen Throb stands up and turns to face the reporters. --}
REPORTER- Teen Throb, tell us what was on that contract?
TT- When I talked to Michael Saint after my match with Captain Insanity, which was a win by the way. A stunning win. A beautiful example of the awesomness that is Teen Throb. I told Saint that if he had the space, I would love to shower some of my greatness on his KCW federation. I had already made the decision to get back in the ring full time for the SWA return, but I figured KCW would give me a great chance to show the world that it wasn't a fluke that I beat Captain Insanity. What you are looking at is not a has been. I haven't even hit thirty yet. My best and prettiest days are still ahead of me. This return to the ring and this return to the music scene will prove to the world that Teen Throb still has what it takes to make the girls dream and make the men scream. And by scream I'm talking about screaming in pain, because that's what I do, hurt men in the ring until they scream. Of course that fresh catch phrase could also have double meaning. I'm also so desirable with my baby blues and flawless com,plexion, not to mention these rock solid abs that are as sharp as my wit. I can make even the straightest hetero scream with love for the one and only Teen Throb. The girls dream and the men scream. I like that. I'm goin to use that one again. So is that what you wanted to know?
REPORTER- Yes that answers everything except the question I asked. What was on that contract.
TT- Oh the contract. It's simple. KCW has contracted me to appear in the final pay per view event The Headbangers Ball, where I can only assume because of the huge drawing power of my name, I will be facing the one and only Jesse Nunez for the United States Championship, in my first KCW match may I add. How awesome am I?
REPORTER- Jesse Nunez? Do you feel you're ready for someone of his skill level? You've only had one match in the last 5 years.
TT- One match that I won. Jesse Nuinez is no concern to me. If his wrestling is as bad as his music career, then he'll be falling flat on his face this Sunday.
REPORTER- But that's exactly what every critic in the country is saying about you.
TT- That's not true. Take it back!
REPORTER- It is true.
TT- Nobody thinks my music sucks! You're a liar!
REPORTER- With all due respect, you're the front man of a boy band that hasn't had a hit since 2004. And even in the glory days of boy bands the music itself was just a cheap sales tool to sell shirtless pictures to 13 year olds.
JASWINDER- She has a point.
TT- You're supposed to be on my side Jaswinder. Listen I don't care what any of you think. My music is sweet to the ears. It makes you want to smile and dance. What does Jesse Nunez have on me? He's an average white wrestler who pretends to be a below average white rapper. At least I know who I am. I'm white so I act white. Nunez should know white rappers are a joke in this business. I'd rather be a Nick Carter Carter over a Vanilla Ice any day of the week.
This is going to be a battle. It's a battle for the US championship. In my entire career in SWA I never once took a title. Now this is my chance. The last feud I had in this business was against none other than Michael Saint himself. We fought in some of the most brutal contests SWA had ever seen. I won, then I lost. I've always liked to think that I helped make Michael Saint the man he is today. Now he's returning me the favor by giving me this title shot. I'm the new kid on the block in KCW but that won't stop me from stealing Nunez belt in the final show of this federation.
Teen Throb vs. Jesse Nunez is about more than wrestling. This match will decide the long debated question. What's better, bubblegum pop or rap. Jesse "white boy wannabe black man" Nunez has nothing on me or any of my Watch Out boys. In the words of the legendary Curt Hennig:
REPORTER- We are here at KCW headquarters where word has it boy band front man Teen Throb will be arriving shortly to ink a deal that will bring him here to KCW for the federation's final show, the Headbangers Ball.
Many of you may remember 10 years ago when the then 19 year old Justin Shaw, who at the time was lead singer of the boy band Watch Out, made the startling announcement that he would be making his wrestling debut in the now defunct EAW. He took the ring name of Teen Throb. Following that he moved to the SWA, where over the course of 5 years he fought some of the toughest and most brutal battles wrestling fans have ever seen. It was around the time that SWA closed that the boy band crazed officially died out. Teen Throb was off the map for the last 5 years, but it was at the special SWA tribute night on EWC's Friday Night Rampage that Teen Throb made his shocking return. He took on former SWA alumni Captain Insanity, and after a brutal match that took them out of the ring, through the crowd, to the parking lot and into the trunk of Joe Aiello's car, the pretty boy underdog Teen Throb pulled off the biggest win of his career.
Now here we stand, at KCW headquarters where Teen Throb's one time only comeback has now extended to a TWO TIME only comeback. What can KCW fans expect from Teen Throb aka Justin Shaw? Sceptics have been calling him a soft little pussy for years. But Teen Throb continues to defy the odds and spit in the face of those sceptics, leaving a trail of destruction and hospitalized opponents behind him. KCW fans better be ready. One of the meanest men in this sport is about to make his mark at the Headbangers Ball.
{--We cut to the back of Teen Throb's limo. Teen Throb himself is loung9ing back in his seat....... sobbing like a sad little girl! He wipes tears from his cheek and the camera reverses to show the final scene of ET: The Extra Terrestrial on the built in limo DVD player. --}
E.T.- Beeeee goooood.
{-- E.T. gives a hug to Gertie, played by the brilliant young Drew Barrymore. Teen Throb cries even harder. --}
TT- She's such a good actress.
{--All of Teen Throb's fellow boy band members are in the seat next to him. JJ, Jerry, Jack, Jaswinder. All of them look embarrassed for Teen Throb. The final scene continues with E.T. saying goodbye to Elliot. --}
E.T.- I'll.... beeee...... right..... heeeeere.
{{-- Teen Throb buries his face in the palms of his hands and cries uncontrollably. The spaceship takes off and the movie ends. Teen Throb finally gets control. He sniffles and wipes away his tears. --}
TT- So whose up for watching it again?
Jaswinder- We'd better not. KCW offices are just around the corner.
TT- Oh right. Don't want them to see me weak. Time to put on my hardcore face.
{-- Teen Throb pulls out a small mirror and practices some fierce faces in front of it. He tweezes a few of his eyebrow hairs and turns to the boys. --}
TT- What'dya think?
JJ- Looking good Justin.
{-- The limo pulls in and a valet opens the door. Teen Throb steps out and the reporter has a mike right in his face. --}
Reporter- Teen Throb! Teen Throb! Do you know who you're going to be facing? Have you spoken to Michael Saint since the last time he beat you in SWA? Are you wearing boxers or briefs?
TT- Easy there. The answer to all 3 is NO. Is that great or what? All these years and my wit is still as sharp as my rock solid abs. We'll answer all questions inside after the ink is dry.
{-- Minutes later Teen Throb sits at a conference table with a contract in front of him. A couple of lawyers are on the other side of the table and an army of reporters hover behind Teen Throb. Jerry, JJ, Jack, and Jaswinder all stand at Teen Throb's side. Teen Throb reads the final line on the contract and shouts the word --}
TT- Sweet!
{-- He scratches his signature on the line and hands it across to the lawyers. Teen Throb stands up and turns to face the reporters. --}
REPORTER- Teen Throb, tell us what was on that contract?
TT- When I talked to Michael Saint after my match with Captain Insanity, which was a win by the way. A stunning win. A beautiful example of the awesomness that is Teen Throb. I told Saint that if he had the space, I would love to shower some of my greatness on his KCW federation. I had already made the decision to get back in the ring full time for the SWA return, but I figured KCW would give me a great chance to show the world that it wasn't a fluke that I beat Captain Insanity. What you are looking at is not a has been. I haven't even hit thirty yet. My best and prettiest days are still ahead of me. This return to the ring and this return to the music scene will prove to the world that Teen Throb still has what it takes to make the girls dream and make the men scream. And by scream I'm talking about screaming in pain, because that's what I do, hurt men in the ring until they scream. Of course that fresh catch phrase could also have double meaning. I'm also so desirable with my baby blues and flawless com,plexion, not to mention these rock solid abs that are as sharp as my wit. I can make even the straightest hetero scream with love for the one and only Teen Throb. The girls dream and the men scream. I like that. I'm goin to use that one again. So is that what you wanted to know?
REPORTER- Yes that answers everything except the question I asked. What was on that contract.
TT- Oh the contract. It's simple. KCW has contracted me to appear in the final pay per view event The Headbangers Ball, where I can only assume because of the huge drawing power of my name, I will be facing the one and only Jesse Nunez for the United States Championship, in my first KCW match may I add. How awesome am I?
REPORTER- Jesse Nunez? Do you feel you're ready for someone of his skill level? You've only had one match in the last 5 years.
TT- One match that I won. Jesse Nuinez is no concern to me. If his wrestling is as bad as his music career, then he'll be falling flat on his face this Sunday.
REPORTER- But that's exactly what every critic in the country is saying about you.
TT- That's not true. Take it back!
REPORTER- It is true.
TT- Nobody thinks my music sucks! You're a liar!
REPORTER- With all due respect, you're the front man of a boy band that hasn't had a hit since 2004. And even in the glory days of boy bands the music itself was just a cheap sales tool to sell shirtless pictures to 13 year olds.
JASWINDER- She has a point.
TT- You're supposed to be on my side Jaswinder. Listen I don't care what any of you think. My music is sweet to the ears. It makes you want to smile and dance. What does Jesse Nunez have on me? He's an average white wrestler who pretends to be a below average white rapper. At least I know who I am. I'm white so I act white. Nunez should know white rappers are a joke in this business. I'd rather be a Nick Carter Carter over a Vanilla Ice any day of the week.
This is going to be a battle. It's a battle for the US championship. In my entire career in SWA I never once took a title. Now this is my chance. The last feud I had in this business was against none other than Michael Saint himself. We fought in some of the most brutal contests SWA had ever seen. I won, then I lost. I've always liked to think that I helped make Michael Saint the man he is today. Now he's returning me the favor by giving me this title shot. I'm the new kid on the block in KCW but that won't stop me from stealing Nunez belt in the final show of this federation.
Teen Throb vs. Jesse Nunez is about more than wrestling. This match will decide the long debated question. What's better, bubblegum pop or rap. Jesse "white boy wannabe black man" Nunez has nothing on me or any of my Watch Out boys. In the words of the legendary Curt Hennig:
There's only one thing that I hate
Cuz it's a bunch of crap
I I I hate rap
raaaaaaap is crap
raaaaaaap is crap
Cuz it's a bunch of crap
I I I hate rap
raaaaaaap is crap
raaaaaaap is crap