Post by Gabreal Martin on Jan 23, 2010 8:49:37 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I'm An Asshole[/glow]
Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know
Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
(The scene opens on the streets of Los Angeles, California. We can see three men walking down the streets. As the we get in closer we can see that the three men are Cameron Hayden, Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Co-Owner Michael Saint, and the KCW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion himself Gabreal Martin. The three men are walking along ignoring the people as they walk by as if they are above all of them.)
Gabreal Martin: Are You Smarter Than A Crack Whore!
Michael Saint: Excuse me?
Cameron Hayden: I would hope that I am smarter than one of those.
Gabreal Martin: No no no that is not a question guys it is a title.
Michael Saint: A title for what?
Gabreal Martin: The third episode for Extreme Enough. It will be a very special episode. Where we bring in a crack whore and then we ask her the same questions as we do our budding future wrestlers. If the wrestlers gets it right then they move on. If they get it wrong then they do not move on. It is going to be great.
Cameron Hayden: So you are going to call this great episode "Are You Smarter Than A Crack Whore"?
Gabreal Martin: I sure am.
Michael Saint: I got a question for you. What in the hell made you come up with that?
Gabreal Martin: It came to me in a dream last night. I have already seen that some of them have talent. I just want to know if they are intelligent enough to be in this business.
Michael Saint: You have issues.
Cameron Hayden: Why not have them do some actual wrestling or have them cut a promo?
Gabreal Martin: That would be boring. We do that stuff, but not on camera. No one wants to see someone with no wrestling ability try and fail at something they should not even be doing. Why do you think that the ratings were so low for your show in EWC when Shadow Man was the champion? I mean come on no one wants to watch that hack.
Cameron Hayden: Why a crack whore?
Gabreal Martin: Well if you are smarter than one of those then you are smarter than many of the other people you will encounter. I mean not everyone is intelligent as we are gentlemen.
Michael Saint: You do have a point, but I hope that this is the ratings getter than you assume that it will be.
Gabreal Martin: Oh I am sure it will be and I have actually got the perfect lady for the job.
Michael Saint: Who Hurricane Jeff's girlfriend?
Cameron Hayden: Joey Orsome's mom?
Gabreal Martin: Yes to you Cameron. I was able to get Orsome's Mom to agree to be a part of it. I promised her I would give her more money for doing the show than she makes in a month.
Cameron Hayden: Not like that is a whole lot.
Michael Saint: Yeah I mean she is the cheapest whore in the world from what I have heard.
Gabreal Martin: Oh yeah I am totally ripping her off. We paid Rev and Gladiator a lot of money to be on our show last time. We paid Paula a decent amount, but Orsome's Mom is going to make about two hundred dollars to be a part of it.
Michael Saint: Wow you are freaking cheapskate.
Cameron Hayden: And a real asshole.
Gabreal Martin: I have also finally came to a conclusion. After so long of thinking I know what I really am in this world.
Cameron Hayden: What is that?
Michael Saint: Cocky? Arrogant? Talent?
Gabreal Martin: Well it is true that I am all of those things, but I have realized that I am something else. I am an asshole.
(The other two men laugh)
Michael Saint: Really I had no idea about that Gabe.
Cameron Hayden: It really took you all of these years to come to a realization that I came to about five minutes after you and I met?
Gabreal Martin: I have known that I was an asshole for a very long time, but I just did not think that it is something that you should be very willing to admit to.
Michael Saint: I admit to it freely.
Cameron Hayden: Yeah he is an asshole and is proud of it.
Gabreal Martin: I am a bigger one than he will ever be.
Michael Saint: Yeah no way that is ever going to happen. I have the reputation that I have for a reason Gabe and no one is going to ever be able to top me
Gabreal Martin: I sure as hell will go out of my way to try.
Cameron Hayden: I know you will, but if you really think you will ever top him you are fighting a war that you will never be able to win.
Michael Saint: You do not have an older brother that you can turn on like I do so you will never be able to make that ultimate asshole move.
Gabreal Martin: I know that is hard to top, but I plan on doing it for longer and doing it more often than you ever will Saint.
Michael Saint: I am not stopping. I am an asshole and I am a boss. That is a double whammy.
Gabreal Martin: I plan on having that job some day too.
Cameron Hayden: Only if Lena gives it away cause I will take over for Saint when he retires.
Gabreal Martin: Wow that is an asshole move.
Michael Saint: Do not mess with the master young one.
Gabreal Martin: Master my ass.
Michael Saint: I am not touching your ass.
(The three men stop in front of a restaurant and go inside.)
Cameron Hayden: Looks like a long wait.
Gabreal Martin: Not for me. I am the KCW World Champion.
(Gabe gets in front of everyone and when the hostess attempts to stop him he starts to yell)
Gabreal Martin: I am the KCW Champion. I deserve to go in. I am better than these people. If it were up to me I would get to be here with my two friends alone. So you either let us in now or else shit hits the fan!
(The hostess lets him and the other two in.)
Man: What an asshole.
Gabreal Martin: And damn proud of it.
(Fade)
You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....
(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Gabreal Martin: What do I have to do? I mean really what do I have to do for people? I would have thought that when I won the Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship that people would finally see what I am talking about. I have been telling people for a very long time. Since my first time that I was in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation that I am one of the best professional wrestlers in the world today. People have always told me that if I wanted to get that recognition that I would have to prove it to them. Personally I do not want the approval of anyone, but when you are as good as I am you would like at least some sort of respect. Once again I was told by people that if I was wanting some respect I would have to earn the respect of the people. That I would have to tone down the attitude and change the people that I ran around with in this business. The whole while thinking that maybe their would be a good thing for having all of these people respect me. I thought that it would actually be a good idea to have the people love me. It was frustrating. I decided to leave the Extreme Wrestling Corporation to seek out the respect that I deserved. People liked to doubt me, but we all knew the truth at that time. I was told that I would never be one of the top men in a federation. I was a joke to them. All of the people in the locker room would say the nice things to my face, but behind my back they would make fun of me.
(He laughs to himself)
Gabreal Martin: The sad thing about that whole situation is that they all thought that I did not know they were doing it. They all thought I was as stupid as some of them looked. I heard it all from the people at that time. People like Shadow Man who thought I was not good enough to be part of the federation at the time. Like BDC who despite losing to me clean in the center of the ring told everyone that I was not as good as I thought that I was. You see in my career I have always had to deal with everyone looking down on me. I was the bastard child of the Saint Brother's Training Camp, because I came out of the same class as the most successful person that was ever to be part of it one Cameron Hayden. The thing about that is I was almost as good as Cameron was at that time. I was the number two man in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation on the Rampage brand, but I was never given my shot at the title. People like Jesse Nunez or another less worthy person got all the shots while I was the United States Champion. Everyone was saying "how good for Gabreal Martin he was able to win a championship, but he will never be a top star." It got under my skin more than anything in the world, because I knew I was good enough to take on Cameron at that time. To be honest I do not think that I would have been able to beat him, but it would have been a very good match. The stigma on me is that despite what I was tell you that I was really not all that good. So I left to get away from the people and then I came back. I thought that went through my head at the time is that I was finally good enough for people to respect what I could do in that ring.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: It didn't really go that way did it? No and why? The answer is, because you people are all jealous of me. I should have seen through it right from the start. You are jealous of the things that I do. You are jealous of the things that I wear. You are jealous of the company that I keep on a regular basis. Most of all you are jealous of the talent that I have in that ring. I should have known better. I was told that the fans really only have respect for certain people in this business and sometimes it is a bad idea try to fight for that respect. Michael Saint got the respect from the fans through years of hard work. Cameron Hayden has the respect of the people, because of the amount of talent that he was able to display almost right out of the gate after his training. Me I do not get the respect. That is fine, because I actually am on top of a federation as an Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion and I am able to say something that very few people are able to. I can say that I did this with out the support of the fans. You see my good friend Cameron Hayden and my trainer Michael Saint though they have usually been on the bad side of the people still got cheers. Me? I am booed out of the building every time that I go out there. Jealousy is a bad thing, but I guess I will have to live with it. I am on top of a federation and I did it my way. I did not do it the way others wanted me to. I had to fight and scrape and claw my way to get where I am right now. I have fought so hard to finally get the belt that I currently have. I did not do it by making you all love me like some people. We all know that I am hated out of jealousy, but I guess that their is more to it than that. I am hated, because I have been able to beat all of your hero's. It started back in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation when I beat Jackal and then later on I beat BDC. Two men that have been held so high in the eyes of the people. Now that I am the champion it is going to continue. I have beaten El Chupacabra twice and I did it the way I saw fit. Now at The Clash! I am going to beat the man that everyone is calling a living legend in Rich Ashley.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: You know what Rich Ashley I thought that you and I would become good friends, because I saw the similarities in our careers. We both had to start on the bottom of the barrel and despite our obvious talents we were looked over. We have both clawed our way to the top of the business through hard work and determination. We both went on to become World Heavyweight Champions of major federations. I mean Kenshiki Championship Wrestling is a big federation. I know you were champion of a place that made a main focus on the blood and guts of the business, but really you can't be down about that man, because at least you have been champion in other places. The thing is Rich Ashley you have proven through your actions that you are not the man that I thought you were. You have seemed to get back on the side of the your friend El Chupacabra for the moment, but no one knows how long that will last. The people love you Rich Ashley and that means I have to beat you. I think about all the times that I was told I was not good enough to be on the top of a federation. I think back to all the times that I was made fun of by people who could not really touch what I could do in that ring and now I do not see those faces anymore. I see the face of Rich Ashley, because truly Rich you can't possibly think that you will ever get the win over me. We all know what you are telling the people. You are telling them that I am not as good as I say that I am. You are telling everyone that I was not even as good as you were when you were as young as I was.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: At least I am sure you have the balls to admit that to me unlike some people and I will ti my hate to you for that. What makes me think that you would do those things Rich Ashley? It fits your demeanor. You have said it yourself Rich Ashley. You are the king of the backstage politics. You were able to do keep yourself on top of the business for as long as you have due to those politics. You may have fought to get to the top, but in order to stay there when you were getting passed up by the younger talent you resorted to those things. Will I ever have to do that? If the time comes when I am not good enough to fight the younger people I will admit to being willing to do whatever it takes to stay on top. Will I over stay my welcome like Rich Ashley? No I won't, because when I feel the time is right I am going to retire and live out my life with all the money that I have made. I learned a lot of things from El Chupacabra and Michael Saint one of them being how to make a ton of money in this business. I am out to make the big bucks and the only way to do that is to be on top of a federation. I am the champion making me the highest paid member of the roster. To me this business has stopped being about gaining peoples respect and more about taking the money out there pockets. He who makes the most money is the best wrestler in the federation. I am the man making all the money that means I am the man that is the best wrestler. You want to take that away from me by beating me Rich Ashley.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: You are a selfish old man Rich Ashley. You see people like me getting to the top and you can't stand it. You are just like El Chupacabra without the drug addiction and the near failing liver that has came as a result of years of alcohol abuse. I assume that you do not have the two problems that he has, but I guess I could be wrong. The problem you two share is the ability to not want to see younger talent get to the top. You will not hold me down like you have done so many other people Rich Ashley. I am going to rise above your tricks. I am going to get far despite the fact that one of the most successful men in the history of this federation wants to see me lying face down in a pool of my own blood. I am going to prove that Rich Ashley no longer has what it takes anymore to be a World Champion. I am going to take the best shot of Rich Ashley and I am going to keep on coming. I am like an energizer bunny I take a shit kicking and I keep on ticking. I have heard all the stories about you too Rich. I mean Rich Ashley is the man that goes out on a regular basis and sets himself on fire before diving off the top rope onto another person. The man that has spilled more blood than anyone else in Kenshiki Championship Wrestling history. The man that holds a record as the person was the second longest reigning KCW World Heavyweight Champion. Rich Ashley the man that is one of the very few people that can say that they were able to beat Lena Rosen in this federation. It is an impressive list of accomplishments Rich and you should be happy about it, but that will not matter anymore after our match. When I beat you Rich Ashley you are just going to become an after thought. They people will know of your legend, but they will also remember that you were one of the many people who fell in a match against Gabreal Martin during his record setting reign as KCW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. I am going to make people forget about all you old pieces of garbage.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: People like Lena Rosen, Rich Ashley, and El Chupacabra are the ones who used to be the faces of Kenshiki Championship Wrestling in the years passed, but that is going to be me. After I beat you Rich I am going to be the face of Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. I am the man that people are going to think about when the name of the federation is spoken. I am going to get all the recognition for making the federation the best place in the world to go for wrestling. The legends of the past are going to be an after thought. I am the man now and you are all just a bunch of people who were never as good as was or am. The legend known as Rich Ashley is an after thought. You want to set yourself on fire Rich Ashley? Fine go right ahead my friend. Actually I will help you out with that one. You know at one point in time I was known as the Fire Starter Gabreal Martin. I used be very good at using fireballs against my opponent. I have won many a match with them. I am a bit of a pyromaniac like you Rich. So if you want to set yourself on fire just tell me and I will blow one fireball making sure that you go down in flames. It might not be the way you want to be set on fire and I know that a moonsault will not be following up you going ablaze. When you get set on fire this time Rich it will only be followed by a Lobotomy and then a three count that signals the win for Gabreal Martin. It all ends for you at the pay per view Rich Ashley. I am going to beat you and I am going to become the new face of the federation. I am going to get the name recognition that I always deserved. I am tired of being the butt of the joke. I am tired of being told that I am not good enough. The time has come for everyone to realize that Gabreal Martin is the best in the world. Rich Ashley after The Clash! all you are going to be is an after thought.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Rich Ashley you want to talk about the fact that you do not need the frills and the extra stuff. The reality television show and the so called gimmick. You do not need those things, because you are Rich Ashley. I guess on top of being "old school" you also lack originality. You want to talk about my show. You can look at it two ways Rich Ashley. First you can look at it like I am giving back to the business that gave me so much. I am going out and I am training new talents in this business. I willingly admit that some of them will never be worth a damn, but that is why I am going to weed them out. I am only letting the top talent get out of my school, I mean my show. The other way you can look at this Rich is that you are too old school for your own good. You do not want to be a character. You do not want to have a "gimmick" as you call it. What you call playing a character and what you call having a "gimmick" I just call me being myself for once. Like I said I am not the same man I was back in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. I played a character at the request of the then Manager of Rampage I believe his name was Dookie Long. He was some overweight overbearing prick. I had a darker side to me and I let that all come out. I have always been myself in one way or another. Who am I now? I am Gabreal Martin Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Like I said I am finally just being myself. I am a cocky overbearing asshole that everyone hates. You hit the nail on the head when you called me a nasty human being Rich, because I love being a douchebag. You are Rich Ashley and we know your exploits. You want no frills attached. I say you are being boring. It is just more proof that I have the times are passing good ole Rich Ashley bye.
(He laughs to himself.)
Gabreal Martin: The Red Mode is starting to fade. His colors are starting to wear and his garments are starting to tear. You want to say that the way I speak of you that I am making my own win over you seem less important. I will admit you do have me at that. I will not say that you are not old. I will not say that you are good enough to be in a ring against me. I will say this that without a doubt Rich Ashley you are a legend in this business. Like I said your past is something that everyone knows very well. So at The Clash! I am going to beat a legend in this business. It just so happens that I will be beating a legend that is not on the same level as I am in that ring. A man that used to have balls and can fight a good fight. A man that is now going to fall to the better man. I have to admit though I am curious and almost excited by some of your comments. You say that you are going to go all Red Mode on me. What does that mean? You are going to go deep down inside yourself and try to dig up the little bit of heart that you may have left for wrestling. You want me to look at the match that you had with El Chupacabra and think that if you are willing to do those things to someone you are a friend with what would you be willing to do to me. I guess I should be scared of that. You want to hurt me that is fine. You want to scar my body. You want to make me bleed. You want to make me pay the ultimate price. I say this to you Rich Ashley are you prepared to cash the check you wrote with your mouth that your body can't possibly pay back.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: You want to question my passion for this business Rich Ashley. I say that no one in any locker room in any federation in this business has the passion for what I do that I have. I eat, sleep, and breathe this business. The belt that I wear is the most important thing in the world to me Rich Ashley. If you think that I am not willing to get my ass kicked to keep it you are dead wrong. I can tell by the way you act that you are very passionate about what you do. You love the wrestling business and all it has done for you, but if you think that you will ever be able to beat me you are dead wrong. You want a war fine. I am willing to go to war. I will do anything to remain Undisputed Champion and if I have to go through a legend so be it. I will plow right through you Rich Ashley. I am going to make sure that I leave a definite impact on your storied career. You want to talk to a former friend Rich and go back to your memories. Well I guess when your future seems so dreary you have to live in the past right? Well I am going to do you a favor Rich Ashley. I am going to give you a memorable night. I am going to make sure that the beating that you get at my hands is one that you will never ever forget.
(Fade)
Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know
Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
(The scene opens on the streets of Los Angeles, California. We can see three men walking down the streets. As the we get in closer we can see that the three men are Cameron Hayden, Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Co-Owner Michael Saint, and the KCW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion himself Gabreal Martin. The three men are walking along ignoring the people as they walk by as if they are above all of them.)
Gabreal Martin: Are You Smarter Than A Crack Whore!
Michael Saint: Excuse me?
Cameron Hayden: I would hope that I am smarter than one of those.
Gabreal Martin: No no no that is not a question guys it is a title.
Michael Saint: A title for what?
Gabreal Martin: The third episode for Extreme Enough. It will be a very special episode. Where we bring in a crack whore and then we ask her the same questions as we do our budding future wrestlers. If the wrestlers gets it right then they move on. If they get it wrong then they do not move on. It is going to be great.
Cameron Hayden: So you are going to call this great episode "Are You Smarter Than A Crack Whore"?
Gabreal Martin: I sure am.
Michael Saint: I got a question for you. What in the hell made you come up with that?
Gabreal Martin: It came to me in a dream last night. I have already seen that some of them have talent. I just want to know if they are intelligent enough to be in this business.
Michael Saint: You have issues.
Cameron Hayden: Why not have them do some actual wrestling or have them cut a promo?
Gabreal Martin: That would be boring. We do that stuff, but not on camera. No one wants to see someone with no wrestling ability try and fail at something they should not even be doing. Why do you think that the ratings were so low for your show in EWC when Shadow Man was the champion? I mean come on no one wants to watch that hack.
Cameron Hayden: Why a crack whore?
Gabreal Martin: Well if you are smarter than one of those then you are smarter than many of the other people you will encounter. I mean not everyone is intelligent as we are gentlemen.
Michael Saint: You do have a point, but I hope that this is the ratings getter than you assume that it will be.
Gabreal Martin: Oh I am sure it will be and I have actually got the perfect lady for the job.
Michael Saint: Who Hurricane Jeff's girlfriend?
Cameron Hayden: Joey Orsome's mom?
Gabreal Martin: Yes to you Cameron. I was able to get Orsome's Mom to agree to be a part of it. I promised her I would give her more money for doing the show than she makes in a month.
Cameron Hayden: Not like that is a whole lot.
Michael Saint: Yeah I mean she is the cheapest whore in the world from what I have heard.
Gabreal Martin: Oh yeah I am totally ripping her off. We paid Rev and Gladiator a lot of money to be on our show last time. We paid Paula a decent amount, but Orsome's Mom is going to make about two hundred dollars to be a part of it.
Michael Saint: Wow you are freaking cheapskate.
Cameron Hayden: And a real asshole.
Gabreal Martin: I have also finally came to a conclusion. After so long of thinking I know what I really am in this world.
Cameron Hayden: What is that?
Michael Saint: Cocky? Arrogant? Talent?
Gabreal Martin: Well it is true that I am all of those things, but I have realized that I am something else. I am an asshole.
(The other two men laugh)
Michael Saint: Really I had no idea about that Gabe.
Cameron Hayden: It really took you all of these years to come to a realization that I came to about five minutes after you and I met?
Gabreal Martin: I have known that I was an asshole for a very long time, but I just did not think that it is something that you should be very willing to admit to.
Michael Saint: I admit to it freely.
Cameron Hayden: Yeah he is an asshole and is proud of it.
Gabreal Martin: I am a bigger one than he will ever be.
Michael Saint: Yeah no way that is ever going to happen. I have the reputation that I have for a reason Gabe and no one is going to ever be able to top me
Gabreal Martin: I sure as hell will go out of my way to try.
Cameron Hayden: I know you will, but if you really think you will ever top him you are fighting a war that you will never be able to win.
Michael Saint: You do not have an older brother that you can turn on like I do so you will never be able to make that ultimate asshole move.
Gabreal Martin: I know that is hard to top, but I plan on doing it for longer and doing it more often than you ever will Saint.
Michael Saint: I am not stopping. I am an asshole and I am a boss. That is a double whammy.
Gabreal Martin: I plan on having that job some day too.
Cameron Hayden: Only if Lena gives it away cause I will take over for Saint when he retires.
Gabreal Martin: Wow that is an asshole move.
Michael Saint: Do not mess with the master young one.
Gabreal Martin: Master my ass.
Michael Saint: I am not touching your ass.
(The three men stop in front of a restaurant and go inside.)
Cameron Hayden: Looks like a long wait.
Gabreal Martin: Not for me. I am the KCW World Champion.
(Gabe gets in front of everyone and when the hostess attempts to stop him he starts to yell)
Gabreal Martin: I am the KCW Champion. I deserve to go in. I am better than these people. If it were up to me I would get to be here with my two friends alone. So you either let us in now or else shit hits the fan!
(The hostess lets him and the other two in.)
Man: What an asshole.
Gabreal Martin: And damn proud of it.
(Fade)
You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....
(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Gabreal Martin: What do I have to do? I mean really what do I have to do for people? I would have thought that when I won the Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship that people would finally see what I am talking about. I have been telling people for a very long time. Since my first time that I was in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation that I am one of the best professional wrestlers in the world today. People have always told me that if I wanted to get that recognition that I would have to prove it to them. Personally I do not want the approval of anyone, but when you are as good as I am you would like at least some sort of respect. Once again I was told by people that if I was wanting some respect I would have to earn the respect of the people. That I would have to tone down the attitude and change the people that I ran around with in this business. The whole while thinking that maybe their would be a good thing for having all of these people respect me. I thought that it would actually be a good idea to have the people love me. It was frustrating. I decided to leave the Extreme Wrestling Corporation to seek out the respect that I deserved. People liked to doubt me, but we all knew the truth at that time. I was told that I would never be one of the top men in a federation. I was a joke to them. All of the people in the locker room would say the nice things to my face, but behind my back they would make fun of me.
(He laughs to himself)
Gabreal Martin: The sad thing about that whole situation is that they all thought that I did not know they were doing it. They all thought I was as stupid as some of them looked. I heard it all from the people at that time. People like Shadow Man who thought I was not good enough to be part of the federation at the time. Like BDC who despite losing to me clean in the center of the ring told everyone that I was not as good as I thought that I was. You see in my career I have always had to deal with everyone looking down on me. I was the bastard child of the Saint Brother's Training Camp, because I came out of the same class as the most successful person that was ever to be part of it one Cameron Hayden. The thing about that is I was almost as good as Cameron was at that time. I was the number two man in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation on the Rampage brand, but I was never given my shot at the title. People like Jesse Nunez or another less worthy person got all the shots while I was the United States Champion. Everyone was saying "how good for Gabreal Martin he was able to win a championship, but he will never be a top star." It got under my skin more than anything in the world, because I knew I was good enough to take on Cameron at that time. To be honest I do not think that I would have been able to beat him, but it would have been a very good match. The stigma on me is that despite what I was tell you that I was really not all that good. So I left to get away from the people and then I came back. I thought that went through my head at the time is that I was finally good enough for people to respect what I could do in that ring.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: It didn't really go that way did it? No and why? The answer is, because you people are all jealous of me. I should have seen through it right from the start. You are jealous of the things that I do. You are jealous of the things that I wear. You are jealous of the company that I keep on a regular basis. Most of all you are jealous of the talent that I have in that ring. I should have known better. I was told that the fans really only have respect for certain people in this business and sometimes it is a bad idea try to fight for that respect. Michael Saint got the respect from the fans through years of hard work. Cameron Hayden has the respect of the people, because of the amount of talent that he was able to display almost right out of the gate after his training. Me I do not get the respect. That is fine, because I actually am on top of a federation as an Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion and I am able to say something that very few people are able to. I can say that I did this with out the support of the fans. You see my good friend Cameron Hayden and my trainer Michael Saint though they have usually been on the bad side of the people still got cheers. Me? I am booed out of the building every time that I go out there. Jealousy is a bad thing, but I guess I will have to live with it. I am on top of a federation and I did it my way. I did not do it the way others wanted me to. I had to fight and scrape and claw my way to get where I am right now. I have fought so hard to finally get the belt that I currently have. I did not do it by making you all love me like some people. We all know that I am hated out of jealousy, but I guess that their is more to it than that. I am hated, because I have been able to beat all of your hero's. It started back in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation when I beat Jackal and then later on I beat BDC. Two men that have been held so high in the eyes of the people. Now that I am the champion it is going to continue. I have beaten El Chupacabra twice and I did it the way I saw fit. Now at The Clash! I am going to beat the man that everyone is calling a living legend in Rich Ashley.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: You know what Rich Ashley I thought that you and I would become good friends, because I saw the similarities in our careers. We both had to start on the bottom of the barrel and despite our obvious talents we were looked over. We have both clawed our way to the top of the business through hard work and determination. We both went on to become World Heavyweight Champions of major federations. I mean Kenshiki Championship Wrestling is a big federation. I know you were champion of a place that made a main focus on the blood and guts of the business, but really you can't be down about that man, because at least you have been champion in other places. The thing is Rich Ashley you have proven through your actions that you are not the man that I thought you were. You have seemed to get back on the side of the your friend El Chupacabra for the moment, but no one knows how long that will last. The people love you Rich Ashley and that means I have to beat you. I think about all the times that I was told I was not good enough to be on the top of a federation. I think back to all the times that I was made fun of by people who could not really touch what I could do in that ring and now I do not see those faces anymore. I see the face of Rich Ashley, because truly Rich you can't possibly think that you will ever get the win over me. We all know what you are telling the people. You are telling them that I am not as good as I say that I am. You are telling everyone that I was not even as good as you were when you were as young as I was.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: At least I am sure you have the balls to admit that to me unlike some people and I will ti my hate to you for that. What makes me think that you would do those things Rich Ashley? It fits your demeanor. You have said it yourself Rich Ashley. You are the king of the backstage politics. You were able to do keep yourself on top of the business for as long as you have due to those politics. You may have fought to get to the top, but in order to stay there when you were getting passed up by the younger talent you resorted to those things. Will I ever have to do that? If the time comes when I am not good enough to fight the younger people I will admit to being willing to do whatever it takes to stay on top. Will I over stay my welcome like Rich Ashley? No I won't, because when I feel the time is right I am going to retire and live out my life with all the money that I have made. I learned a lot of things from El Chupacabra and Michael Saint one of them being how to make a ton of money in this business. I am out to make the big bucks and the only way to do that is to be on top of a federation. I am the champion making me the highest paid member of the roster. To me this business has stopped being about gaining peoples respect and more about taking the money out there pockets. He who makes the most money is the best wrestler in the federation. I am the man making all the money that means I am the man that is the best wrestler. You want to take that away from me by beating me Rich Ashley.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: You are a selfish old man Rich Ashley. You see people like me getting to the top and you can't stand it. You are just like El Chupacabra without the drug addiction and the near failing liver that has came as a result of years of alcohol abuse. I assume that you do not have the two problems that he has, but I guess I could be wrong. The problem you two share is the ability to not want to see younger talent get to the top. You will not hold me down like you have done so many other people Rich Ashley. I am going to rise above your tricks. I am going to get far despite the fact that one of the most successful men in the history of this federation wants to see me lying face down in a pool of my own blood. I am going to prove that Rich Ashley no longer has what it takes anymore to be a World Champion. I am going to take the best shot of Rich Ashley and I am going to keep on coming. I am like an energizer bunny I take a shit kicking and I keep on ticking. I have heard all the stories about you too Rich. I mean Rich Ashley is the man that goes out on a regular basis and sets himself on fire before diving off the top rope onto another person. The man that has spilled more blood than anyone else in Kenshiki Championship Wrestling history. The man that holds a record as the person was the second longest reigning KCW World Heavyweight Champion. Rich Ashley the man that is one of the very few people that can say that they were able to beat Lena Rosen in this federation. It is an impressive list of accomplishments Rich and you should be happy about it, but that will not matter anymore after our match. When I beat you Rich Ashley you are just going to become an after thought. They people will know of your legend, but they will also remember that you were one of the many people who fell in a match against Gabreal Martin during his record setting reign as KCW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. I am going to make people forget about all you old pieces of garbage.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: People like Lena Rosen, Rich Ashley, and El Chupacabra are the ones who used to be the faces of Kenshiki Championship Wrestling in the years passed, but that is going to be me. After I beat you Rich I am going to be the face of Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. I am the man that people are going to think about when the name of the federation is spoken. I am going to get all the recognition for making the federation the best place in the world to go for wrestling. The legends of the past are going to be an after thought. I am the man now and you are all just a bunch of people who were never as good as was or am. The legend known as Rich Ashley is an after thought. You want to set yourself on fire Rich Ashley? Fine go right ahead my friend. Actually I will help you out with that one. You know at one point in time I was known as the Fire Starter Gabreal Martin. I used be very good at using fireballs against my opponent. I have won many a match with them. I am a bit of a pyromaniac like you Rich. So if you want to set yourself on fire just tell me and I will blow one fireball making sure that you go down in flames. It might not be the way you want to be set on fire and I know that a moonsault will not be following up you going ablaze. When you get set on fire this time Rich it will only be followed by a Lobotomy and then a three count that signals the win for Gabreal Martin. It all ends for you at the pay per view Rich Ashley. I am going to beat you and I am going to become the new face of the federation. I am going to get the name recognition that I always deserved. I am tired of being the butt of the joke. I am tired of being told that I am not good enough. The time has come for everyone to realize that Gabreal Martin is the best in the world. Rich Ashley after The Clash! all you are going to be is an after thought.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Rich Ashley you want to talk about the fact that you do not need the frills and the extra stuff. The reality television show and the so called gimmick. You do not need those things, because you are Rich Ashley. I guess on top of being "old school" you also lack originality. You want to talk about my show. You can look at it two ways Rich Ashley. First you can look at it like I am giving back to the business that gave me so much. I am going out and I am training new talents in this business. I willingly admit that some of them will never be worth a damn, but that is why I am going to weed them out. I am only letting the top talent get out of my school, I mean my show. The other way you can look at this Rich is that you are too old school for your own good. You do not want to be a character. You do not want to have a "gimmick" as you call it. What you call playing a character and what you call having a "gimmick" I just call me being myself for once. Like I said I am not the same man I was back in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. I played a character at the request of the then Manager of Rampage I believe his name was Dookie Long. He was some overweight overbearing prick. I had a darker side to me and I let that all come out. I have always been myself in one way or another. Who am I now? I am Gabreal Martin Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Like I said I am finally just being myself. I am a cocky overbearing asshole that everyone hates. You hit the nail on the head when you called me a nasty human being Rich, because I love being a douchebag. You are Rich Ashley and we know your exploits. You want no frills attached. I say you are being boring. It is just more proof that I have the times are passing good ole Rich Ashley bye.
(He laughs to himself.)
Gabreal Martin: The Red Mode is starting to fade. His colors are starting to wear and his garments are starting to tear. You want to say that the way I speak of you that I am making my own win over you seem less important. I will admit you do have me at that. I will not say that you are not old. I will not say that you are good enough to be in a ring against me. I will say this that without a doubt Rich Ashley you are a legend in this business. Like I said your past is something that everyone knows very well. So at The Clash! I am going to beat a legend in this business. It just so happens that I will be beating a legend that is not on the same level as I am in that ring. A man that used to have balls and can fight a good fight. A man that is now going to fall to the better man. I have to admit though I am curious and almost excited by some of your comments. You say that you are going to go all Red Mode on me. What does that mean? You are going to go deep down inside yourself and try to dig up the little bit of heart that you may have left for wrestling. You want me to look at the match that you had with El Chupacabra and think that if you are willing to do those things to someone you are a friend with what would you be willing to do to me. I guess I should be scared of that. You want to hurt me that is fine. You want to scar my body. You want to make me bleed. You want to make me pay the ultimate price. I say this to you Rich Ashley are you prepared to cash the check you wrote with your mouth that your body can't possibly pay back.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: You want to question my passion for this business Rich Ashley. I say that no one in any locker room in any federation in this business has the passion for what I do that I have. I eat, sleep, and breathe this business. The belt that I wear is the most important thing in the world to me Rich Ashley. If you think that I am not willing to get my ass kicked to keep it you are dead wrong. I can tell by the way you act that you are very passionate about what you do. You love the wrestling business and all it has done for you, but if you think that you will ever be able to beat me you are dead wrong. You want a war fine. I am willing to go to war. I will do anything to remain Undisputed Champion and if I have to go through a legend so be it. I will plow right through you Rich Ashley. I am going to make sure that I leave a definite impact on your storied career. You want to talk to a former friend Rich and go back to your memories. Well I guess when your future seems so dreary you have to live in the past right? Well I am going to do you a favor Rich Ashley. I am going to give you a memorable night. I am going to make sure that the beating that you get at my hands is one that you will never ever forget.
(Fade)
