Post by Gabreal Martin on Jan 15, 2010 21:17:41 GMT -5
Just like before Bolded means normal talk. Italic is the cheesy backstage private thing that all the reality shows have
[glow=red,2,300]Extreme Enough Episode 2[/glow]
(The scene opens in front of a live audience we see a stage and four people sitting in front of it. We can see that those four people are The Rev, Gladiator, Paula Abdul, and the current Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion Gabreal Martin.)
Gabreal Martin: Hello ladies and gentlemen I am Gabreal Martin and welcome to Extreme Enough!
(Cheers)
Gabreal Martin: I am your main host for this show and this week I am going to be joined by three other special guest judges for what I like to call KCW Has Talent!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cheers)
Gabreal Martin: My first two guests are two former Extreme Wrestling Corporation Champions and Tag Team Champions in the same federation. They currently are the General Managers of EWC's Friday Night Rampage. They are The Rev and The Gladiator. They are The Sedition!
(booing as the two men do not even look at the crowd.)
Gabreal Martin: And the other person that is going to help me out some random slut!
Paula Abdul: Um my name is Paula Abdul
Gabreal Martin: Well from now on we are going to call you some slut.
Paula Abdul: No your not!
The Rev: Shut up slut!
The Gladiator: Or you won't get to sleep with any of the male contestants.
Paula Abdul: Fine!
Gabreal Martinn: Well since we have got that whole thing taken care of let us start off with our first contestant.
(James Johnson enters the room holding three balls.)
James Johnson: My name is James Johnson and my talent is juggling
(James starts to juggle and after about ten seconds The Rev whips out a small gun and shoots one of the balls out of his hand!)
James Johnson: Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabreal Martin: Jesus! You can't do that! Put that gun away!
The Gladiator: My brother and I hate juggling.
Gabreal Martin: It does not matter! You put your gun away Rev!
The Rev: Fine spoil my fun like that.
(James Johnson: I know they did not like my skill, but really did they have to shoot at me. I am a good guy and did not deserve that.)
(The Rev: Juggling is not a fucking talent even an ape can do it!)
(Gabreal Martin: I know that they were not fans, but seriously a gun? Those two men have issues.)
(James leaves the stage with the idea that he is more than likely gone from the competition.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright enough of the excitement for one show. Lets get to the next contestant.
(Nigel Adams and The Ultimate Warrior enter the stage area.)
Nigel Adams: After much talking it over. Warrior and I have decided that we would sing a duet of one of our favorite songs ever.
Gabreal Martin: This better be good or you will both be gone.
The Rev: Wait aren't you The Ultimate Warrior?
Warrior: No! I am not the Warrior! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Gladiator: You look and sound just like him.
Paula Abdul: You do I mean I slept with you at one time and you look very much alike.
Gabreal Martin: You slept with everybody slut shut your mouth.
Warrior: I swear
Gabreal Martin: Alright get this underway.
(The first few notes of the Hall and Oates song Private Eyes begins to play as the two men sing it.)
Warrior and Nigel Adams: Private eyes are watching you! They see your every move!
(The Sedition yell at the techs to stop the song.)
The Rev: I have heard enough you get a thumbs way down.
The Gladiator: Hall and Oates suck balls.
Paula Abdul: Well I like them and you get a thumbs up over here. I slept with them in the day.
Gabreal Martin: Like I said you slept with everyone back in the day, but I agree. Hall and Oates are awesome you get a thumbs up gentlemen.
(Nigel Adams: I knew that would work. I am just glad I was not shot at.)
(Warrior: Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!)
(The Gladiator: He might be Warrior, but his musical choices suck.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright who is next?
(Gina Roberts enters the room)
Gina Roberts: I am next.My talent is what you see with your eyes. My talent is being hot!
(Gina starts to strut around and pose as the gentlemen stare in awe. Paula however signals for the stop.)
Paula Abdul: I do not like it you get a thumbs down. Being hot is not a talent.
Gabreal Martin: I disagree you get a thumbs up for me.
The Rev: Gabe is right. You are so hot that no matter what you do is a special talent.
The Gladiator: Know what I think. I think you need to watch EWC's Friday Night Rampage.
(Gina Roberts: I knew how to win this one. I can use my looks for my own good.)
(Paula Abdul: She is not has hot as I was back in the day.)
(Gabreal Martin: That was a joke right?)
Gabreal Martin: You know that will be hard to top lets see who is next.
(Willie Lee enters the stage)
Willie Lee: I am going to cut myself and listen to The Used as my talent.
(A song by the Used begins to play on the PA. Willie listens for a few seconds before starting to cry and then gets out a small knife cutting his arms up. The cutting is allowed to continue for the entire song.)
The Rev: I do enjoy your willingness to mutilate yourself, but anyone can do it.
The Gladiator: The Sedition gives you a thumbs up only, because you drew a decent amount of blood with your cutting. You want a cure for your depression watch Friday Night Rampage.
Gabreal Martin: I give you a thumbs down kids. Being Emo is wrong. Listening to Emo is wrong. Everything you did was just wrong.
Paula Abdul: I will give you a thumbs up, because baby you are too good to cut yourself. You look like a good guy.
Gabreal Martin: Looks like we found who she slept with.
(Willie Lee: Yeah she did. )
(Paula Abdul: These guys are assholes.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright lets see who is next.
(Ebon walks out)
Ebon: Alright I am going to be myself. I am going to use my hotness as my talent.
(Ebon starts to strut around and pose, but is almost right away interrupted.)
Paula Abdul: I liked that why make him stop.
The Rev: It was boring.
The Gladiator: Being good looking is not a talent.
Gabreal Martin: I agree. You better hope someone else is worse Ebon or you are gone.
(Ebon: Gabe is such a fucking douchebag)
Gabreal Martin: NEXT!
(King X comes out)
Gabreal Martin: What are you going to do?
(King X screams and starts to destroy the stage throwing things around making a mess. Before Gabe buzzes him gone.)
King X: What!
(King X runs up and grabs Gabe)
Gabreal Martin: Um.....I was going to say so awesome that you need not continue
The Rev: Your display of violence is something we like.
The Gladiator: The Sedition says thumbs up and if you like violence you will like Friday Night Rampage.
Paula Abdul: Why did he do that?
Gabreal Martin: Do not argue slut he is going on.
(King X: I learned that shit in prison!)
(Gabreal Martin: Not scared of him a bit just you know humoring the big dummy.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright the next person can come on out.
(Olivia Oil comes out)
Olivia Oil: I am going to show my skills off.
(A person from the audience is brought up. Olivia rears back and kicks him square between the legs.)
Gabreal Martin: I am not only one to think this but you get to go on to the next round.
The Rev: Oh yeah that was true talent.
The Gladiator: I have to agree I want to protect my balls.
Paula Abdul: What was so talented about that?
(Olivia Oil: I am smarter than anyone else I know what scares men like those three.)
(Paula Abdul: They are so weak to be afraid of that.)
(The Rev: She has no idea. I would not let that happen on Friday Night Rampage.)
Gabreal Martin: Now that I got that painful image out of my head lets bring in the next contestant.
(Juantastiquo comes out.)
Gabreal Martin: Juan.........what are you going to do?
(Juan tods at a band and they start to play La Bamba. Juan sings the entire song without a buzz.)
Gabreal Martin: That was awesome you get to keep in this thing.
The Rev: Great stuff.
The Gladiator: Racism huh? I guess we will allow it!
Paula Abdul: I slept with the guy who sang that.
(Gabreal Martin: Once again who has she not slept with?)
(Paula Abdul: That is getting old.)
(The Rev: You know I could say something right here about old and Paula, but I will not go there. I will take the high road.)
Gabreal Martin: Once again something hard to top lets see what is next.
(Tyson Smith comes out)
The Rev: Hey it is the bastard child of Kid Cactus.
The Gladiator: That is great.
(Tyson Smith: I am in no way related to Kid Cactus.)
(Tyson starts to do rope tricks for the group, but is stopped.)
The Rev: That sucked.
The Gladiator: Your dad would have done something cooler. Like beat up someone from the crowd.
Gabreal Martin: It was alright you can pass.
Paula Abdul: I slept with your dad Kid Cactus.
(Tyson Smith: He is not my dad.)
(The Rev: Sure he is the kid just does not know it yet.)
Gabreal Martin: Only two more left lets see what is in store for us now.
(Jason Holms comes in.)
Jason Holms: I will break you!
(Gabe gets up clapping like mad.)
Gabreal Martin: You took that you look like the dude from Rocky 4 and used it man. You get to go on!
The Rev: That was great you are talented man.
The Gladiator: You know what I think Rev? I think we need him on Friday Night Rampage.
Paula Abdul: I don't get it.
(Gabreal Martin: I should be shocked, but I am not.)
(Jason Holms: I am a smart man. I remembered what he said to me the first show. Now I am going on!)
Gabreal Martin: That was second best thing today. Next to Gina. We are finally to the last person.
The Rev: Thank god.
The Gladiator: We are not paid enough for this crap.
(Mark James comes out)
Mark James: Wait until you all see this.
(Mark starts to juggle. It goes on for a few seconds before we once again hear a gun shot. This time it was from Gladiator and it hits Mark between the eyes killing right away.)
Gabreal Martin: What was that! I told you to get rid of the gun.
The Gladiator: No you told Rev. You said nothing to me.
Gabreal Martin: I thought you would assume it was for both of you.
The Rev: Well you know what they say. When you assume you make an ass out of you and me.
Gabreal Martin: You killed a man! On live TV!
The Gladiator: Your point is. We did it all the time in SWA and it will happen a lot on Friday Night Rampage.
Gabreal Martin: Stop promoting your show! Come on! You screwed it all up! Now with him dead he is eliminated. Now all the rest of the losers get to stay on!
The Rev: Well we did you a favor Saint paid you to make sure Ebon won.
Gabreal Martin: I know, but come on.
The Rev: We are out of here. We do not need this.
The Gladiator: Yeah we are going back to Friday Night Rampage.
(Fade as the two men leave)
Gabreal Martin: You know it is the time of year for a couple things. It is the time of year to look back on the year before and think of all the things that happened in your life that were good and all the things in your life that were bad. It is also the time of year to plan for the year ahead and envision what it will be like for you. When I look back on the last twelve months of my life I have to say that they were not only mostly good, but they were also extremely productive. I mean for the first time in a few years I would return to the ring for a full time job. I mean yeah I have wrestled a lot since I left the Extreme Wrestling Corporation the first time, but I was not working in the big time and when I did it was only for a few short stints. I worked in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation for a short time on the HardCore Wrestling brand for a few weeks. I also worked a few times for Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. I went back to the Extreme Wrestling Corporation for a couple shows against some really talented people. I got to work with Beth Harte, El Chupacabra, and hell I even was able to pick up a submission victory against BDC a man that would later go on to become the Extreme Wrestling Corporation Undisputed Champion. The thing about those short stints is that I just was not the man that I am right now. Hell I was not the man I was when I first debuted for the big time. I mean if you look back at who I was then and who I am now you do not see man similarities.
(He smiles)
Gabreal Martin: I have a whole new attitude. I am a bit older I am a bit wiser. I am bit more cocky than I was when I was United States Champion of the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. I do not have the dark somewhat brooding personality that I had once upon a time and that is mostly due to the fact that I am a changed man. I looked at myself and saw what I was not accomplishing. When I was first starting out in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation I was not living up to my potential. I was becoming complacent with being simply mediocre. It is really my own fault though. I should have stood up and said hey we all know that I am the only real contender to Cameron Hayden's World Championship. Cameron had a bunch of lack luster challengers in the federation at the time and if I would have stepped up it would have been a war to end all wars. . The sad thing is I was one of the most talented men in the federation at the time, but I was not going to get very far. I saw that I did not need to be some whiney Goth kid anymore. The problem at the time was that I knew I was not ready to take on Cameron. He would have beaten me. It would have been a very good match and a very close match, but I do not think I would have beaten him at that time. I left the federation mostly to get better at what I was doing. I had to find myself and I had to find my way in this business. It took me a long time and a couple false starts, but I was able to do just that. I am a naturally charismatic if not overbearingly cocky human being. People have went on record as saying that I am what is called a douchebag. Hey I revel in the fact that everyone outside a select few people in the wrestling world do not like me.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: I love the fact that people look at me and get sick to their stomach, because how can a man that is so conceded and so much of a royal asshole be so successful. The answer to their query is that as cock as I man I am also as much if not more talented. So knowing who and what I really was in this business I contacted the two men that I could trust the most. I talked to Cameron Hayden and Michael Saint getting myself right back into the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. I came back and I right away went on and tore through the entire federation. I beat a lot people right away. I lost a couple of matches, but they did not stop my drive. I became a Tag Team Champion with Cameron Hayden right away. I then went out and I finally achieved that one thing that I was never able to have in my career. I became a World Heavyweight Champion. Right afterwards we all know what happened. Mac came back and Saint wanted to run his own place. He took a hand full of the top talent in the federation with him including his hand picked Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion for the newly reopened Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. So my year 2009 was very good and I see only better things happening in the year 2010. What you all fail to realize is that Saint did not handpick me, because he could control me. Far from it. Saint knows I have my own brain, but I am willing to take any help that I am able to get in accomplishing my goals. Saint chose me, because I am simply the most talented wrestler in the world today. Not only can no one in Kenshiki Championship Wrestling touch me in that ring no one in the entire business can hold a candle to me right now. I think back now at what I once was and I have came a long way. The thing is I have no one, but myself to thank. Yeah I thank Cameron and Saint for bringing back into the big time, but I am the one who did the work. They were just smart enough to watch me and know that when I was ready I was going to become the best at what it is I do. I dare say that right now if I was to take on my good friend and Tag Team Championship partner Cameron Hayden one on one that I would be the one that would win and not him.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: It took me a long time, but I finally passed up the man that I trained so hard with all those years ago. You see when I became World Champion and beat El Chupacabra I realized a life long dream. I always knew that I could be the man to carry the banner of a major federation, but no one let me run with the ball. Now that I have that ball I do not plan on letting someone else have it. When I look ahead at the year 2010 I see me holding the belt the entire time. I am going to be the man that beats Lena Rosen's record for the longest reigning World Champion in Kenshiki Championship Wrestling history. I am going to pass up her record and I am going to do it with a smile on my face, because no one thinks I am good enough to do it. You all know that I am the best wrestler in the world, but you all still do not want to recognize it. So many people want to see me fall flat on my face, but the thing is that is not going to happen. You see Rich Ashley I know you are a smart man. You knew that Saint and myself were using you to get what we wanted. You helped me win the World Championship and then you helped me retain it not long afterwards. Yeah we gave you a promise of a shot at the belt yourself if you did so, but now that you have worn out your use to me you can do me a favor and fuck off. I do not need you anymore and you recognize that. You and El Chupacabra seem to be on the same page for the moment, but if you think that he will be any factor in our match you are sadly mistaken. You see I plan on beating you just like I did El Chupacabra. You will just be another notch in my belt Rich Ashley. I am not intimidated nor do I fear you.
Gabreal Martin: You see Rich you are just like your little buddy El Chupacabra. You are two old men who are wanting to relive the great past that you had at the expense of all of the young talent in the federation. The thing is Rich you just do not got what it takes anymore. You want to be a major factor in this federation, but when you get in the ring with a young talent other than one of our worthless punks or that bitch Goth you do not stand a snowballs chance in hell. I mean you really think that you are good enough to beat Beth Harte or Jesse Nunez? Beth Harte is going to very quickly take the place of Lena Rosen as the greatest female to enter Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. Jesse Nunez and I do not like one another, but I will admit that even he is a better wrestler than you. Now I want you to think about the fact that you can't beat either one of them and then realize that those two are not even on my level in this ring. As good as Beth is she will not be taking this belt away from me ever. Jesse Nunez is going to lose the his United States Championship at the pay per view and then he will have to fight his way back to the top if he ever wants to get recognized again. You are not as good as them and they are nowhere near as good as me. I am the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of this federation for a reason. It is not because whom I know. It is because I am the best wrestler in the world today. I did not need your help to beat El Chupacabra either time that I beat him. I do not lose to old people like that and you are just like El Chupacabra.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: You see Rich Ashley you and El Chupacabra remind me of someone famous. No you do not remind me of Hulk Hogan who made wrestling back in the day despite his low level of talent in the ring. You do not remind me of Ric Flair who was the greatest of all time. You do not remind me of Steve Austin or The Rock who made the business important again and then went on to make a bunch of shitty movies that only marks and morons with no life really like. No you remind me of Mickey Rourke or to be more specific his character in the smash hit movie The Wrestler. You are just some old run down hack trying to keep it going. The only difference between Rich Ashley, El Chupacabra, and Randy "The Ram" Robinson is that Rich Ashley and El Chupacabra are not trying to go at it in some crappy independent federation you two men have decided that you would rather try to be on top of a major place one more time. Well guess what Rich Ashley? You are not going to be able to run over these people like Rourke's character did in the movie. I would be worried that you will end up dead in the ring, but heck I hope you are smarter than that. You Rich Ashley are just another old man trying to live in the past. You do not want to see people like me on top of the business. Well, fuck you Rich Ashley. I worked my ass off to get this far. I had to deal with people holding me back for years. I had to do what you did at one time though Rich. I had to claw my way to the position that I am in right now. I wonder if you had to beat down some old hack with no life when you got to that level too. I am on top of the mountain Rich Ashley and it is going to take one hell of a man to knock me off. You Rich were once a hell of a man, but now you just do not have what it takes anymore. You keep it up, because of what? Money or maybe the fame, but you do not see the fact that you are a joke. We all laugh at you behind your back. You have the respect of the fans, but you lost the respect of the young wrestlers a long time ago my friend.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: That is right Rich unlike El Chupacabra I am not going to blow smoke up your ass and say I think you are a great talent and that I respect you. I know what you once were Rich and though it is impressive, but now you are just another name. I know what you are going to say to me too Rich. You want to tell me that I did not earn the belt that I am wearing today. That since you helped me against El Chupacabra I did not deserve it. That since I was awarded this belt when Michael Saint left the Extreme Wrestling Corporation and restarted up Kenshiki Championship Wrestling that I did not deserve to become the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. I am sure that you are going to make some jokes about my Reality Television Show and poke at me because of it. I have heard it before from other people. We had another man at one point in time go at me before a Tag Team Championship match a few months back and you know what? He got beaten in the match. I destroyed him and his tag partner. It is not my fault that I was chosen to host this show Rich Ashley. I can't help that I just happen to be the most talented and charismatic man in professional wrestling today. I can't help that those traits made me the best possible choice to host a show where people who want to get into this business are trained and if they can't make it they are gone. I bet you are going to call me a cheap knock off of Rough Enough the brainchild of Justin Henry of the HGW. The difference is that I am not going to kill people who leave and the people on my show are not a bunch of hacks who could not make it in some shithole garbage wrestling federation.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: About me not earning this championship. Well I believe that I earned it. Through hard work and determination I fought my way to the top of this business and that is how I earned my championship. Like I said I did not need your help either time I beat El Chupacabra, but I am a firm believer in the ends justify the means. The means were a little bit of help from Rich Ashley a man willing to sell his soul for a shot at the gold and the ends are me finally becoming a World Champion. I was justified when my hand was raised after winning each match. You played a small role in my victory, but when people look back on my reign as champion they will not think of Rich Ashley helping me get a couple wins I did not need his help with. They are going to think of me as the greatest World Heavyweight Champion in KCW history. You are going to be thought of in my reign Rich Ashley and it won't be that you helped or that you were the man that ended my reign making it a short one. You will be known as one of the many people that I was able to beat in my reign as champion. You see no one thinks that I should be able to beat you. We all know that you beat El Chupacabra at the last Thrillzone, but that does not matter. Like I said I could have beat him without your help. I will say that I actually had a good time watching your match with El Chupacabra. I was able to see two men that I disliked completely destroy one another. You two beat one another to near death and all I could think was that El Chupacabra just made my job at the pay per view that much easier. I did not need him to nearly murder you at Thrillzone to make sure that I can beat you at The Clash!, but I will take it. The ends justify the means and the ends here are that I will leave The Clash! still your KCW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Rich Ashley you are about to get your brush with greatness I hope you realize the great thing that you getting your ass beat by me will be.
(Fade)
[glow=red,2,300]Extreme Enough Episode 2[/glow]
(The scene opens in front of a live audience we see a stage and four people sitting in front of it. We can see that those four people are The Rev, Gladiator, Paula Abdul, and the current Kenshiki Championship Wrestling Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion Gabreal Martin.)
Gabreal Martin: Hello ladies and gentlemen I am Gabreal Martin and welcome to Extreme Enough!
(Cheers)
Gabreal Martin: I am your main host for this show and this week I am going to be joined by three other special guest judges for what I like to call KCW Has Talent!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cheers)
Gabreal Martin: My first two guests are two former Extreme Wrestling Corporation Champions and Tag Team Champions in the same federation. They currently are the General Managers of EWC's Friday Night Rampage. They are The Rev and The Gladiator. They are The Sedition!
(booing as the two men do not even look at the crowd.)
Gabreal Martin: And the other person that is going to help me out some random slut!
Paula Abdul: Um my name is Paula Abdul
Gabreal Martin: Well from now on we are going to call you some slut.
Paula Abdul: No your not!
The Rev: Shut up slut!
The Gladiator: Or you won't get to sleep with any of the male contestants.
Paula Abdul: Fine!
Gabreal Martinn: Well since we have got that whole thing taken care of let us start off with our first contestant.
(James Johnson enters the room holding three balls.)
James Johnson: My name is James Johnson and my talent is juggling
(James starts to juggle and after about ten seconds The Rev whips out a small gun and shoots one of the balls out of his hand!)
James Johnson: Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabreal Martin: Jesus! You can't do that! Put that gun away!
The Gladiator: My brother and I hate juggling.
Gabreal Martin: It does not matter! You put your gun away Rev!
The Rev: Fine spoil my fun like that.
(James Johnson: I know they did not like my skill, but really did they have to shoot at me. I am a good guy and did not deserve that.)
(The Rev: Juggling is not a fucking talent even an ape can do it!)
(Gabreal Martin: I know that they were not fans, but seriously a gun? Those two men have issues.)
(James leaves the stage with the idea that he is more than likely gone from the competition.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright enough of the excitement for one show. Lets get to the next contestant.
(Nigel Adams and The Ultimate Warrior enter the stage area.)
Nigel Adams: After much talking it over. Warrior and I have decided that we would sing a duet of one of our favorite songs ever.
Gabreal Martin: This better be good or you will both be gone.
The Rev: Wait aren't you The Ultimate Warrior?
Warrior: No! I am not the Warrior! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Gladiator: You look and sound just like him.
Paula Abdul: You do I mean I slept with you at one time and you look very much alike.
Gabreal Martin: You slept with everybody slut shut your mouth.
Warrior: I swear
Gabreal Martin: Alright get this underway.
(The first few notes of the Hall and Oates song Private Eyes begins to play as the two men sing it.)
Warrior and Nigel Adams: Private eyes are watching you! They see your every move!
(The Sedition yell at the techs to stop the song.)
The Rev: I have heard enough you get a thumbs way down.
The Gladiator: Hall and Oates suck balls.
Paula Abdul: Well I like them and you get a thumbs up over here. I slept with them in the day.
Gabreal Martin: Like I said you slept with everyone back in the day, but I agree. Hall and Oates are awesome you get a thumbs up gentlemen.
(Nigel Adams: I knew that would work. I am just glad I was not shot at.)
(Warrior: Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!)
(The Gladiator: He might be Warrior, but his musical choices suck.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright who is next?
(Gina Roberts enters the room)
Gina Roberts: I am next.My talent is what you see with your eyes. My talent is being hot!
(Gina starts to strut around and pose as the gentlemen stare in awe. Paula however signals for the stop.)
Paula Abdul: I do not like it you get a thumbs down. Being hot is not a talent.
Gabreal Martin: I disagree you get a thumbs up for me.
The Rev: Gabe is right. You are so hot that no matter what you do is a special talent.
The Gladiator: Know what I think. I think you need to watch EWC's Friday Night Rampage.
(Gina Roberts: I knew how to win this one. I can use my looks for my own good.)
(Paula Abdul: She is not has hot as I was back in the day.)
(Gabreal Martin: That was a joke right?)
Gabreal Martin: You know that will be hard to top lets see who is next.
(Willie Lee enters the stage)
Willie Lee: I am going to cut myself and listen to The Used as my talent.
(A song by the Used begins to play on the PA. Willie listens for a few seconds before starting to cry and then gets out a small knife cutting his arms up. The cutting is allowed to continue for the entire song.)
The Rev: I do enjoy your willingness to mutilate yourself, but anyone can do it.
The Gladiator: The Sedition gives you a thumbs up only, because you drew a decent amount of blood with your cutting. You want a cure for your depression watch Friday Night Rampage.
Gabreal Martin: I give you a thumbs down kids. Being Emo is wrong. Listening to Emo is wrong. Everything you did was just wrong.
Paula Abdul: I will give you a thumbs up, because baby you are too good to cut yourself. You look like a good guy.
Gabreal Martin: Looks like we found who she slept with.
(Willie Lee: Yeah she did. )
(Paula Abdul: These guys are assholes.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright lets see who is next.
(Ebon walks out)
Ebon: Alright I am going to be myself. I am going to use my hotness as my talent.
(Ebon starts to strut around and pose, but is almost right away interrupted.)
Paula Abdul: I liked that why make him stop.
The Rev: It was boring.
The Gladiator: Being good looking is not a talent.
Gabreal Martin: I agree. You better hope someone else is worse Ebon or you are gone.
(Ebon: Gabe is such a fucking douchebag)
Gabreal Martin: NEXT!
(King X comes out)
Gabreal Martin: What are you going to do?
(King X screams and starts to destroy the stage throwing things around making a mess. Before Gabe buzzes him gone.)
King X: What!
(King X runs up and grabs Gabe)
Gabreal Martin: Um.....I was going to say so awesome that you need not continue
The Rev: Your display of violence is something we like.
The Gladiator: The Sedition says thumbs up and if you like violence you will like Friday Night Rampage.
Paula Abdul: Why did he do that?
Gabreal Martin: Do not argue slut he is going on.
(King X: I learned that shit in prison!)
(Gabreal Martin: Not scared of him a bit just you know humoring the big dummy.)
Gabreal Martin: Alright the next person can come on out.
(Olivia Oil comes out)
Olivia Oil: I am going to show my skills off.
(A person from the audience is brought up. Olivia rears back and kicks him square between the legs.)
Gabreal Martin: I am not only one to think this but you get to go on to the next round.
The Rev: Oh yeah that was true talent.
The Gladiator: I have to agree I want to protect my balls.
Paula Abdul: What was so talented about that?
(Olivia Oil: I am smarter than anyone else I know what scares men like those three.)
(Paula Abdul: They are so weak to be afraid of that.)
(The Rev: She has no idea. I would not let that happen on Friday Night Rampage.)
Gabreal Martin: Now that I got that painful image out of my head lets bring in the next contestant.
(Juantastiquo comes out.)
Gabreal Martin: Juan.........what are you going to do?
(Juan tods at a band and they start to play La Bamba. Juan sings the entire song without a buzz.)
Gabreal Martin: That was awesome you get to keep in this thing.
The Rev: Great stuff.
The Gladiator: Racism huh? I guess we will allow it!
Paula Abdul: I slept with the guy who sang that.
(Gabreal Martin: Once again who has she not slept with?)
(Paula Abdul: That is getting old.)
(The Rev: You know I could say something right here about old and Paula, but I will not go there. I will take the high road.)
Gabreal Martin: Once again something hard to top lets see what is next.
(Tyson Smith comes out)
The Rev: Hey it is the bastard child of Kid Cactus.
The Gladiator: That is great.
(Tyson Smith: I am in no way related to Kid Cactus.)
(Tyson starts to do rope tricks for the group, but is stopped.)
The Rev: That sucked.
The Gladiator: Your dad would have done something cooler. Like beat up someone from the crowd.
Gabreal Martin: It was alright you can pass.
Paula Abdul: I slept with your dad Kid Cactus.
(Tyson Smith: He is not my dad.)
(The Rev: Sure he is the kid just does not know it yet.)
Gabreal Martin: Only two more left lets see what is in store for us now.
(Jason Holms comes in.)
Jason Holms: I will break you!
(Gabe gets up clapping like mad.)
Gabreal Martin: You took that you look like the dude from Rocky 4 and used it man. You get to go on!
The Rev: That was great you are talented man.
The Gladiator: You know what I think Rev? I think we need him on Friday Night Rampage.
Paula Abdul: I don't get it.
(Gabreal Martin: I should be shocked, but I am not.)
(Jason Holms: I am a smart man. I remembered what he said to me the first show. Now I am going on!)
Gabreal Martin: That was second best thing today. Next to Gina. We are finally to the last person.
The Rev: Thank god.
The Gladiator: We are not paid enough for this crap.
(Mark James comes out)
Mark James: Wait until you all see this.
(Mark starts to juggle. It goes on for a few seconds before we once again hear a gun shot. This time it was from Gladiator and it hits Mark between the eyes killing right away.)
Gabreal Martin: What was that! I told you to get rid of the gun.
The Gladiator: No you told Rev. You said nothing to me.
Gabreal Martin: I thought you would assume it was for both of you.
The Rev: Well you know what they say. When you assume you make an ass out of you and me.
Gabreal Martin: You killed a man! On live TV!
The Gladiator: Your point is. We did it all the time in SWA and it will happen a lot on Friday Night Rampage.
Gabreal Martin: Stop promoting your show! Come on! You screwed it all up! Now with him dead he is eliminated. Now all the rest of the losers get to stay on!
The Rev: Well we did you a favor Saint paid you to make sure Ebon won.
Gabreal Martin: I know, but come on.
The Rev: We are out of here. We do not need this.
The Gladiator: Yeah we are going back to Friday Night Rampage.
(Fade as the two men leave)
Gabreal Martin: You know it is the time of year for a couple things. It is the time of year to look back on the year before and think of all the things that happened in your life that were good and all the things in your life that were bad. It is also the time of year to plan for the year ahead and envision what it will be like for you. When I look back on the last twelve months of my life I have to say that they were not only mostly good, but they were also extremely productive. I mean for the first time in a few years I would return to the ring for a full time job. I mean yeah I have wrestled a lot since I left the Extreme Wrestling Corporation the first time, but I was not working in the big time and when I did it was only for a few short stints. I worked in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation for a short time on the HardCore Wrestling brand for a few weeks. I also worked a few times for Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. I went back to the Extreme Wrestling Corporation for a couple shows against some really talented people. I got to work with Beth Harte, El Chupacabra, and hell I even was able to pick up a submission victory against BDC a man that would later go on to become the Extreme Wrestling Corporation Undisputed Champion. The thing about those short stints is that I just was not the man that I am right now. Hell I was not the man I was when I first debuted for the big time. I mean if you look back at who I was then and who I am now you do not see man similarities.
(He smiles)
Gabreal Martin: I have a whole new attitude. I am a bit older I am a bit wiser. I am bit more cocky than I was when I was United States Champion of the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. I do not have the dark somewhat brooding personality that I had once upon a time and that is mostly due to the fact that I am a changed man. I looked at myself and saw what I was not accomplishing. When I was first starting out in the Extreme Wrestling Corporation I was not living up to my potential. I was becoming complacent with being simply mediocre. It is really my own fault though. I should have stood up and said hey we all know that I am the only real contender to Cameron Hayden's World Championship. Cameron had a bunch of lack luster challengers in the federation at the time and if I would have stepped up it would have been a war to end all wars. . The sad thing is I was one of the most talented men in the federation at the time, but I was not going to get very far. I saw that I did not need to be some whiney Goth kid anymore. The problem at the time was that I knew I was not ready to take on Cameron. He would have beaten me. It would have been a very good match and a very close match, but I do not think I would have beaten him at that time. I left the federation mostly to get better at what I was doing. I had to find myself and I had to find my way in this business. It took me a long time and a couple false starts, but I was able to do just that. I am a naturally charismatic if not overbearingly cocky human being. People have went on record as saying that I am what is called a douchebag. Hey I revel in the fact that everyone outside a select few people in the wrestling world do not like me.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: I love the fact that people look at me and get sick to their stomach, because how can a man that is so conceded and so much of a royal asshole be so successful. The answer to their query is that as cock as I man I am also as much if not more talented. So knowing who and what I really was in this business I contacted the two men that I could trust the most. I talked to Cameron Hayden and Michael Saint getting myself right back into the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. I came back and I right away went on and tore through the entire federation. I beat a lot people right away. I lost a couple of matches, but they did not stop my drive. I became a Tag Team Champion with Cameron Hayden right away. I then went out and I finally achieved that one thing that I was never able to have in my career. I became a World Heavyweight Champion. Right afterwards we all know what happened. Mac came back and Saint wanted to run his own place. He took a hand full of the top talent in the federation with him including his hand picked Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion for the newly reopened Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. So my year 2009 was very good and I see only better things happening in the year 2010. What you all fail to realize is that Saint did not handpick me, because he could control me. Far from it. Saint knows I have my own brain, but I am willing to take any help that I am able to get in accomplishing my goals. Saint chose me, because I am simply the most talented wrestler in the world today. Not only can no one in Kenshiki Championship Wrestling touch me in that ring no one in the entire business can hold a candle to me right now. I think back now at what I once was and I have came a long way. The thing is I have no one, but myself to thank. Yeah I thank Cameron and Saint for bringing back into the big time, but I am the one who did the work. They were just smart enough to watch me and know that when I was ready I was going to become the best at what it is I do. I dare say that right now if I was to take on my good friend and Tag Team Championship partner Cameron Hayden one on one that I would be the one that would win and not him.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: It took me a long time, but I finally passed up the man that I trained so hard with all those years ago. You see when I became World Champion and beat El Chupacabra I realized a life long dream. I always knew that I could be the man to carry the banner of a major federation, but no one let me run with the ball. Now that I have that ball I do not plan on letting someone else have it. When I look ahead at the year 2010 I see me holding the belt the entire time. I am going to be the man that beats Lena Rosen's record for the longest reigning World Champion in Kenshiki Championship Wrestling history. I am going to pass up her record and I am going to do it with a smile on my face, because no one thinks I am good enough to do it. You all know that I am the best wrestler in the world, but you all still do not want to recognize it. So many people want to see me fall flat on my face, but the thing is that is not going to happen. You see Rich Ashley I know you are a smart man. You knew that Saint and myself were using you to get what we wanted. You helped me win the World Championship and then you helped me retain it not long afterwards. Yeah we gave you a promise of a shot at the belt yourself if you did so, but now that you have worn out your use to me you can do me a favor and fuck off. I do not need you anymore and you recognize that. You and El Chupacabra seem to be on the same page for the moment, but if you think that he will be any factor in our match you are sadly mistaken. You see I plan on beating you just like I did El Chupacabra. You will just be another notch in my belt Rich Ashley. I am not intimidated nor do I fear you.
Gabreal Martin: You see Rich you are just like your little buddy El Chupacabra. You are two old men who are wanting to relive the great past that you had at the expense of all of the young talent in the federation. The thing is Rich you just do not got what it takes anymore. You want to be a major factor in this federation, but when you get in the ring with a young talent other than one of our worthless punks or that bitch Goth you do not stand a snowballs chance in hell. I mean you really think that you are good enough to beat Beth Harte or Jesse Nunez? Beth Harte is going to very quickly take the place of Lena Rosen as the greatest female to enter Kenshiki Championship Wrestling. Jesse Nunez and I do not like one another, but I will admit that even he is a better wrestler than you. Now I want you to think about the fact that you can't beat either one of them and then realize that those two are not even on my level in this ring. As good as Beth is she will not be taking this belt away from me ever. Jesse Nunez is going to lose the his United States Championship at the pay per view and then he will have to fight his way back to the top if he ever wants to get recognized again. You are not as good as them and they are nowhere near as good as me. I am the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of this federation for a reason. It is not because whom I know. It is because I am the best wrestler in the world today. I did not need your help to beat El Chupacabra either time that I beat him. I do not lose to old people like that and you are just like El Chupacabra.
(He smirks)
Gabreal Martin: You see Rich Ashley you and El Chupacabra remind me of someone famous. No you do not remind me of Hulk Hogan who made wrestling back in the day despite his low level of talent in the ring. You do not remind me of Ric Flair who was the greatest of all time. You do not remind me of Steve Austin or The Rock who made the business important again and then went on to make a bunch of shitty movies that only marks and morons with no life really like. No you remind me of Mickey Rourke or to be more specific his character in the smash hit movie The Wrestler. You are just some old run down hack trying to keep it going. The only difference between Rich Ashley, El Chupacabra, and Randy "The Ram" Robinson is that Rich Ashley and El Chupacabra are not trying to go at it in some crappy independent federation you two men have decided that you would rather try to be on top of a major place one more time. Well guess what Rich Ashley? You are not going to be able to run over these people like Rourke's character did in the movie. I would be worried that you will end up dead in the ring, but heck I hope you are smarter than that. You Rich Ashley are just another old man trying to live in the past. You do not want to see people like me on top of the business. Well, fuck you Rich Ashley. I worked my ass off to get this far. I had to deal with people holding me back for years. I had to do what you did at one time though Rich. I had to claw my way to the position that I am in right now. I wonder if you had to beat down some old hack with no life when you got to that level too. I am on top of the mountain Rich Ashley and it is going to take one hell of a man to knock me off. You Rich were once a hell of a man, but now you just do not have what it takes anymore. You keep it up, because of what? Money or maybe the fame, but you do not see the fact that you are a joke. We all laugh at you behind your back. You have the respect of the fans, but you lost the respect of the young wrestlers a long time ago my friend.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: That is right Rich unlike El Chupacabra I am not going to blow smoke up your ass and say I think you are a great talent and that I respect you. I know what you once were Rich and though it is impressive, but now you are just another name. I know what you are going to say to me too Rich. You want to tell me that I did not earn the belt that I am wearing today. That since you helped me against El Chupacabra I did not deserve it. That since I was awarded this belt when Michael Saint left the Extreme Wrestling Corporation and restarted up Kenshiki Championship Wrestling that I did not deserve to become the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. I am sure that you are going to make some jokes about my Reality Television Show and poke at me because of it. I have heard it before from other people. We had another man at one point in time go at me before a Tag Team Championship match a few months back and you know what? He got beaten in the match. I destroyed him and his tag partner. It is not my fault that I was chosen to host this show Rich Ashley. I can't help that I just happen to be the most talented and charismatic man in professional wrestling today. I can't help that those traits made me the best possible choice to host a show where people who want to get into this business are trained and if they can't make it they are gone. I bet you are going to call me a cheap knock off of Rough Enough the brainchild of Justin Henry of the HGW. The difference is that I am not going to kill people who leave and the people on my show are not a bunch of hacks who could not make it in some shithole garbage wrestling federation.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: About me not earning this championship. Well I believe that I earned it. Through hard work and determination I fought my way to the top of this business and that is how I earned my championship. Like I said I did not need your help either time I beat El Chupacabra, but I am a firm believer in the ends justify the means. The means were a little bit of help from Rich Ashley a man willing to sell his soul for a shot at the gold and the ends are me finally becoming a World Champion. I was justified when my hand was raised after winning each match. You played a small role in my victory, but when people look back on my reign as champion they will not think of Rich Ashley helping me get a couple wins I did not need his help with. They are going to think of me as the greatest World Heavyweight Champion in KCW history. You are going to be thought of in my reign Rich Ashley and it won't be that you helped or that you were the man that ended my reign making it a short one. You will be known as one of the many people that I was able to beat in my reign as champion. You see no one thinks that I should be able to beat you. We all know that you beat El Chupacabra at the last Thrillzone, but that does not matter. Like I said I could have beat him without your help. I will say that I actually had a good time watching your match with El Chupacabra. I was able to see two men that I disliked completely destroy one another. You two beat one another to near death and all I could think was that El Chupacabra just made my job at the pay per view that much easier. I did not need him to nearly murder you at Thrillzone to make sure that I can beat you at The Clash!, but I will take it. The ends justify the means and the ends here are that I will leave The Clash! still your KCW Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Rich Ashley you are about to get your brush with greatness I hope you realize the great thing that you getting your ass beat by me will be.
(Fade)